“- Jimmy Tudeski: You're a dentist?
- Oz Oseransky: Afraid so.
- Jimmy Tudeski: You suicidal?
- Oz Oseransky: Why would you say that?
- Jimmy Tudeski: Well, I read that dentists are prone to suicide.
- Oz Oseransky: Look, Jimmy, I may hate my life, but I certainly don't want to die.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky

“They fired him. He killed himself. They fired me. They fired men like flushing shit down a toilet. Well... this time the shit is fighting back.”
Jude Law - Robinson

“This isn't a real suicide-thing. This is probably one of those cry-for-help things.”

Helena Bonham Carter - Marla Singer

“I used to talk about killing myself all the time, man. But I don't wanna die now. It ain't long enough. Sixteen years ain't gonna be long enough. Hell, I wouldn't care so much if there hadn't been so many things I haven't done yet. So many damn things I ain't seen or done.”
Ralph Macchio - Johnny Cade

“There's ways of killing yourself without killing yourself.”
John Travolta - Tony Manero