“- Michael: Maybe he's not that smart. Maybe he's like a worker bee who only knows how to push buttons or something.
- Elliott: He is too smart.
- Michael: Okay, I just hope we don't wake up on Mars or something surrounded by millions of little squashy guys.”

Robert MacNaughton - Michael
Henry Thomas - Elliott

“Duty. A starship captain's life is filled with solemn duty. I have commanded men in battle. I have negotiated peace treaties between implacable enemies. I have represented the Federation in first contact with twenty-seven alien species. But none of this compares with my solemn duty today... as best man.”

Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard

“- Statler: I wonder if there really is life on other planets?
- Waldorf: What do you care? You don't have a life on this planet.”
Jerry Nelson - Statler
Dave Goelz - Waldorf

“Oh, God, I wish you'd been there. It was a machine. It was a machine, but it was alive. It was like a... like a dance of light. Please. You have to trust me. Now, I don't think they mean us any harm. I don't know how I know that. It's just... a feeling.”

Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Lindsey Brigman

“- Bernie: When are you gonna do something with your life?
- David: Like you? Work at a job I hate and fuck women I can't stand?
- Bernie: Fuck you, it's a life!
- David: Not the kind of life I want.”
Cameron Bancroft - Bernie
Thomas Gibson - David