“Fat chicks are cool, they're like mopeds: fun to ride, just don't let your friends see you do it.”
Matthew Lillard - Billy Brubaker

“- Steven M. Kovacs: Do... do you mean that Heather is a prostitute?
- The Cable Guy: Of course she is. You think a woman like that would hang out with us if we weren't paying her?”
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“You, all of you, you who hunger so for what I give yet cannot bear to see that kind of power in a woman. You call God's greatest gift - ourselves, our yearning, our need to love - you call it filth and sin and heresy... I repent there was no other way open to me. I do not repent my life.”
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco

“If I were a woman, I'd be a slut. A lesbian slut.”
Tim Blake Nelson - Bubba

“- Marie-Antoinette: Where does she come from?
- Aunt Sophie: From every bed in Paris.”

Kirsten Dunst - Marie-Antoinette
Shirley Henderson - Aunt Sophie