“Fat chicks are cool, they're like mopeds: fun to ride, just don't let your friends see you do it.”
Matthew Lillard - Billy Brubaker

“- Marie-Antoinette: Where does she come from?
- Aunt Sophie: From every bed in Paris.”

Kirsten Dunst - Marie-Antoinette
Shirley Henderson - Aunt Sophie

“Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!”
Cheech Marin - Chet Pussy

“How can a slut be beautiful? The Mona Lisa is beautiful, the Statue of Liberty is beautiful, the Grand Canyon, the first day of spring, a new fallen snow-that's beauty, but a slut is just slutty, right?”
Michael Imperioli - Scary Caller #30

“- John Proctor: She is a whore!
- Judge Thomas Danforth: This will not pass. Can you prove this?
- John Proctor: I have known her sir! I have known her.
- Judge Thomas Danforth: In what time? What place?
- John Proctor: In the proper place where my beasts are bedded.”

Daniel Day-Lewis - John Proctor
Paul Scofield - Judge Thomas Danforth