“If I were you I'd give AA some thought. Alcoholism is a disease, you know.”

Bob Balaban - Elliott Webley

“I swear to God, I can't stand them when they get drunk, and belive me I have learned that you do not want to mess with them when they get that way. You just gotta ride it out until it passes.”

Kristy McNichol - Patti Jean

“- Sheriff Andrew Kyle: Julia, are you drunk?
- Julia Tate Moon: Sheriff Kyle, you know I don't drink.”
Richard Bradford - Sheriff Andrew Kyle
Mary Steenburgen - Julia Tate Moon

“Drunk and tone-deaf. Never a good combination.”
Adam Goldberg - Tony

“- Robbie Hart: Are you drinking, too?
- Julia: No, it's Coca-Cola.
- Robbie Hart: Are you sure? There's no rum in that Coca-Cola?
- Julia: I'm not a big drinker. And if it was, I'd probably be puking more than that kid!
- Robbie Hart: Oh, I don't think anybody could puke more than that kid. I think I saw a boot come out of him.”
Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
Drew Barrymore - Julia Sullivan