“Everyone comes here, they have a complaint. They sit down. I do waiting for five hours and you're gonna ask me do I have a complaint?”
Kami Jones - Black Woman

“There's a lot to be said for making people laugh. Did you know that that's all some people have? It isn't much, but it's better than nothing in this cockeyed caravan.”
Joel McCrea - John L. Sullivan

“I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have two gay fathers. People have been messing with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.”
Gary Anthony Williams - Bridget Jones

“Here come the people, Marty! Oh, I love the people! It's fun people fun time!”
Ben Stiller - Alex

“I haven't met that many happy people in my life. How do they act?”
Meg Tilly - Chloe