“- Liz Blake: Do you want to fuck me?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Oh, yes.
- Liz Blake: Then why don't you?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Because I'm a doctor and...
- Liz Blake: Fucked a lot of doctors.
- Doctor Robert Elliott: ...and I'm married.
- Liz Blake: Fucked a lot of them, too.”
Nancy Allen - Liz Blake
Sir Michael Caine - Doctor Robert Elliott

“- Dr. Parker: [about to give Binky Shelton a shot] Don't worry, it will only take one little prick.
- Binky Shelton: That's what got me into this trouble in the first place!”
Roy Brocksmith - Dr. Parker
Deborah Rush - Binky Shelton

“It's a matter of professionalintegrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not!”
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

“- Dr. Grace Hart: Shall we begin the autopsy? Dr. Grace Hart.
- Watson: A woman doctor?
- Holmes: Impossible. Fortunately we have a real doctor here.
- Watson: Would you like some heroin?”
Rebecca Hall - Grace Hart
John C. Reilly - Dr. Watson
Will Ferrell - Sherlock Holmes

“- Dr. T: I think every single woman I've ever met has got somethin' special about her, somethin' that sets her apart from the rest.
- Bree Davis: Well, if a gynecologist says there's no two alike, I guess there's no two alike!”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Dr. T.
Helen Hunt - Bree