“Never judge things by their appearance... even carpetbags. I'm sure I never do.”
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins

“There. That's better. Now you don't look like you've just come in from milking the cows.”

“I'm being her mother! That's what mothers do with daughters; they talk about how to look prettier.”

Catherine O'Hara - Jessica Wilhern

“I found the people at the Oscars singularly unattractive, didn't you? I noticed a general decline in facelifts and hair transplants. Must be the economy, don't you think?”
Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie

“Some women are born beautiful. They make it look easy. But most women have to put a little time and effort into their appearance, and then there are those of us who need all the help we can get, like me.”
Roseanne Barr - Ruth Patchett