“- Garry Lejeune: Lloyd, let me just say one thing, since we've stopped. I've worked with a lotta directors, Lloyd. Some of them were geniuses, some of them were bastards. But I've never met one who was so totally and absolutely... I don't know.
- Lloyd Fellowes: Thank you Gary, I'm very touched. Now will you get off the fucking stage?”
John Ritter - Garry Lejeune
Sir Michael Caine - Lloyd Fellowes

“- Glinda: Well done, Tinker, your machine works beautifully.
- Master Tinker: That's just workmanship. What you displayed was true courage.”
Michelle Williams - Glinda
Bill Cobbs - Master Tinker

“Mr. Creighton, you're a good man to do business with.”

Barton MacLane - Jack Slade

“- Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka, I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory.
- Willy Wonka: Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copy-cat candy-making cads?
- Grandpa Joe: No, sir.
- Willy Wonka: Then wonderful, welcome back.”
David Kelly - Grandpa Joe
Johnny Depp - Willy Wonka

“I wrap the cake up in my vomit bag, and voila!... Breakfast! Conservation, Managing resources... that is the key to Baseball.”

Daniel Stern - Brickma