“Why are people always so happy when they collide with someone from the same place? What happened in Montreal when you passed a man in the street? Did you invite him to live with you?”

Ralph Fiennes - Almásy

“- Bough: Sir! Wonderful to see you!
- Johnny English: Yes, alright Bough, we're going on a mission, not a honeymoon.”
Ben Miller - Bough
Rowan Atkinson - Johnny English

“- Darren: Hi, I'm Darren.
[Judith looks confused and unimpressed]
- Darren: Darren. My friend said you wanted to meet me.
- Judith: He lied.
- Darren: Haha, that's a good one.
- Judith: No, seriously. I don't want to meet you.”
Jason Biggs - Darren
Amanda Peet - Judith

“We met at Starbucks. Not at the same Starbucks but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other.”
Parker Posey - Meg Swan

“We came here to meetgirls and dance, and we can't meetgirls until we dance!”
Steve Zahn - Lenny Haise