“- Annie: You've got a lot of style for somebody with pigeon crap on their shoulder, Cosmo.
- Cosmo Carboni: That isn't real pigeon crap. That's just something I had sewn on to make me stand out in a crowd. You know?”
Anne Archer - Annie
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni

“Love to. Love the bag, love the shoes, love everything, love to.”
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“It's like the Michael Bolton starter kit.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- Emmett Richmond: You know what I thought when I first met you?
- Elle Woods: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?”
Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Charlie Croker: This car belongs to the Pakistani ambassador!
- Lorna: It does?
- Charlie Croker: Typical, isn't it? I've been out of jail five minutes, and already I'm in a hot car.
- Lorna: Charlie, I just wanted you to come out in style, baby.”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker
Margaret Blye - Lorna