“Identity Thief” quotes(2013)
Plot – Diana lives in Miami and dedicates herself only to shopping. She's using a Sandy Bigelow Patterson's credit card, who's a man who lives across the United States. Sandy has only one week to track down the cheater.
All actors – Jason Bateman, Melissa McCarthy, Jon Favreau, Amanda Peet, T.I., Genesis Rodriguez, Morris Chestnut, John Cho, Robert Patrick, Eric Stonestreet, Jonathan Banks, Ryan Gaulshow all
“Identity Thief” Quotes 9 quotes
“- Sandy Patterson: Hi. Good morning. Something wrong with pump five. It's not taking my card.
- Luis the Gas Station Attendant: You don't pay your bills, man. I gotta cut the card.”
“- Sandy Patterson: You're diabolical.
- Diana: Thank you.
- Sandy Patterson: That's not a compliment.
- Diana: I know.”
“- Sandy Patterson: Do you know what a sociopath is?
- Diana: Do they like ribs?”
“I just want to be upfront and say I visually enjoy you.”
“Friends don't steal friends' identities, do they?”
“- Julian: You know what, you're crazy!
- Skiptracer: Yep. Diagnosed and everything.”
“- Sandy Patterson: Now, I have allotted us each $8 per meal, so it looks like you can get one of the salads or a soup or...
- Diana: I'm gonna take a full slab of the baby backs, and I'm going to take that with mashed taters, hushpuppies, and I'm going get a... I'm going to have sweet tea.
- Sandy Patterson: I asked you to eat less food.”