“- Rudy Duncan: You're sending me into an Indian casino dressed as a cowboy, thought this through entirely?
- Pug: It was either that or a ballerina.”
Ben Affleck - Rudy Duncan
Donal Logue - Pug

“- Mulan: Any questions?
- Yao: Does this dress make me look fat?”
Ming-Na Wen - Mulan
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Yao

“If I had known I was gonna meet the president, I would've worn a tie. I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel.”
Judd Hirsch - Julius Levinson

“- Jo Dee Fostar: You know, you look better in pictures.
- Det. Martin Balsam: You should see me in a bikini.”
Billy Zane - Jo Dee Fostar
Martin Balsam - Det. Martin Balsam

Jesus! Where did she get the shoes? "Whores for less"?

Denise Richards - Kelly Van Ryan