“- Banquet Doorman: Your coat, sir?
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Yes, it is. And I have a receipt to prove it.”
C. Lindsay Workman - Banquet Doorman
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“There's only one thing Mr. Smith doesn't know. What I own I keep. But he'll learn. So will you.”

Peter Lorre - Stephen Danel

“Everything on this island belonged to me. Everything belongs to me... for as long as I live.”

Peter Lorre - Stephen Danel

“This will be your home - where I can find you always! To me, you are a belonging. We will tour the world: Paris, London, Monte Carlo, Constantinopolee. We start tonight! You will make lots of money... for me! And when you are growing too old, you will make good firewood!”

Charles Judels - Stromboli

“Hey, baby, stop messing around with the crew and get back here. You belong at the Captain's table, don't ever forget that.”

Clark Gable - Verne