“- Clarence Worley: I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you... you didn't have a dick.
- Alabama: Stop being so fucking calm about all this.”
Christian Slater - Clarence Worley
Patricia Arquette - Alabama Whitman

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”

Robin Williams

“Take things easy and you live a little longer.”
Edward G. Robinson - Little John Sarto

“You have the blood of the Hidalgos in your veins! Keep it cool, my girl, or I'll whisk you off into a convent!”

Gale Sondergaard - Inez Quintero

“- Dr. John Dolittle: You need to relax your mind...
- Compulsive Dog: You're the person. You throw the ball. I'm the dog. I get it.”
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Gilbert Gottfried - Compulsive Dog