“- Clarence Worley: I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you... you didn't have a dick.
- Alabama: Stop being so fucking calm about all this.”
Christian Slater - Clarence Worley
Patricia Arquette - Alabama Whitman

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”

Robin Williams

“- Jules Winnfield: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?
- Honey Bunny: You don't hurt him.
- Jules Winnfield: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?
- Honey Bunny: Cool?”

Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
Amanda Plummer - Honey Bunny

“Now why don't you just take it easy, Group Captain, and please make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater, and help yourself to whatever you'd like.”
Sterling Hayden - Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper

“You're gonna be the nine-toes-havingest-limpingest bitch in Harlem if you don't stop fucking with me. Now put the razor away.”
Eddie Murphy - Quick