“- Michele Weinberger: Sandy Frink has a helicopter?
- Romy White: Yeah, apparently he's worth millions. He invented some kind of rubber.
- Michele Weinberger: Like for condoms?”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“- Maurice: I mean it this time! I'll never get this boneheaded contraption to work!
- Belle: Yes you will, and you'll win first prize at the fair tomorrow.
[Maurice frowns]
- Belle: And become a world famous inventor.
- Maurice: You really believe that?
- Belle: I always have.”

Rex Everhart - Maurice
Paige O'Hara - Belle

“- Willy Wonka: [making a mysterious formula] Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
- Mrs. Teevee: That's 105%!”
Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka
Nora Denney - Mrs. Teevee

“- Marcellus Washburn: I heard you was in steam automobiles.
- Harold Hill: I was... till someone actually 'invented' one!”
Buddy Hackett - Marcellus Washburn
Robert Preston - Harold Hill

“Absolutely anything is possible: from interstellar communications to the development of a functioning aphrodisiac.”
Frank Galati - The Professor