“- Agent Simmons: Nokias are real nasty. You've gotta respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai.
- Maggie Madsen: Nokia's from Finland.”

John Turturro - Agent Simmons
Rachael Taylor - Maggie Madsen

“Have you ever dialed 9-1-1? It's like trying to get a mortgage.”
Woody Allen - David Dobel

“I'm calling from a pay phone because I can't get my piece of shit cell phone to work unless I stand on my head with my fingers up my ass!”
Sasha Alexander - Jackie Samantha Gold

“- Stuart Little: Snowbell, I need more change.
- Snowbell: What do I look like, a fanny pack?”

Michael J. Fox - Stuart Little
Nathan Lane - Snowbell

“- Charisse Dolittle: What am I supposed to do without my cell phone?
- Dr. John Dolittle: Here's some stamps. Learn how to write a letter or something.”
Raven-Symoné - Charisse Dolittle
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle