“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“Eddie. The guys and I were talking, we'd like want to invite you to our card game on Friday night. Would you like that? Only thing is, you can't cut!”

Biff Yeager - George

“A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies ‘for you, no charge’.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it’s only kind of working.”
Kristen Bell - Eleanor Shellstrop

“I’m not a nerd. I’m smart. There’s a difference.”
Bria Danielle Singleton - Young Emily