“- Alex: You're getting a lion?
- Dante: Yeah.
- Alex: Why?
- Dante: To protect my shit.
- Alex: Never heard of a dog?
- Dante: Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Peter Dante - Dante

“Look, defenseless babies!”

Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“There's no defense against the will of God. There's no court of appeals in hell.”
Marcia Gay Harden - Mrs. Carmody

“A man's gonna do anything for his family.”
Ed Harris - Eddie Lorenzo

“When the system's threatened, they'll do anything to defend it.”

Susan Sarandon - Melanie