“I'm an officer, and therefore, by proclamation, a gentleman, but don't abuse that, son. Don't get in my crosshairs, because I'll have no compunction whatsoever about getting up to my neck in yo' ass. Do you understand me?”

Denzel Washington - Nat Serling

“Better the blind man who pisses out the window than the joker who told him it was a urinal. Know who the joker is? It's everybody.”
Philippe Noiret - Lucien Cordier

“If you feel you have power, you are mistaken. If you feel you have the right to put yourself ahead of others because you think you know more than they do, you are wrong. Never allow yourself to be driven into the sin of conceit. Conceit is the greatest of sins. The source of all other sins.”
Ralph Fiennes - Ignatz Sonnenschein

“I'll go first because I'm the prettiest.”
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady

“- Noelle: You and I combined make the perfect woman.
- Abby: No. You and I combined make the perfect political prisoner. What we really do well is act self-righteous and starve.”
Uma Thurman - Noelle
Janeane Garofalo - Abby