“The problem with dating dream girls is that they have a tendency to become real.”

Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

College chicks are totally different, bro. They're all serious and shit. They all talk about world issues and "ecolomological" crap. They all wanna date older guys.
Jerry O'Connell - Trip McNeely

“- Matthew: We get along great, we laugh together, we like the same music, the same sports, we get along just great.
- Soda Shop Counterman: Then what's the problem?
- Matthew: She don't know I'm a boy.
- Soda Shop Counterman: Kid, with this girl, I don't know what you're doin', but you must be doin' it wrong.”

Jonathan Brandis - Matthew
E.D. Tyree - Soda Shop Counterman

“The whole thing with girls - its painful. And it seems like it keeps getting more painful instead of easier.”
Tim Daly - William 'Billy' Howard

“- Eric: What's a coyote date?
- Chuck: You don't know?
- Mark: That's when you wake up in the morning, some ugly chick sleeping on your arm... and you'd rather gnaw it off than have to wake her up.”
Zachery Ty Bryan - Eric
Eli Craig - Chuck
Dylan Bruno - Mark