“- Barber Martin: There. You finally look like a human being again. You shouldn't wait so long between hair cuts, you cheap son of a bitch.
- Walt Kowalski: Yeah. I'm surprised you're still around. I was always hoping you'd die off and they got someone in here that knew what the hell they were doing.”
“- Paris: Paris P. Olgilvie. Antiquities dealer, entrepreneur.
- Riddick: Richard B. Riddick. Escaped convict. Murderer.”
“- Ben Cronin: Scouts are coming next week.
- Mr. Tillman: Girl scouts?
- Ben Cronin: No, swimming scouts from Stanford.”
“Daughter, husbands like Man-Who-Fights-in-Dress don't come along every day.”
“Come when the king doth to my lady come. And if I have much love... I'll give you some.”