“- Lesly: You were spying on us?
- Mrs. Pascal: A mother doesn't spy. A mother pays attention.”
Tori Spelling - Lesly
Geneviève Bujold - Mrs. Pascal

“- Rick Latimer: I want a full-school assembly during sixth period, today.
- 1st Teacher: Are you mad? Do you know what could happen?
- 2nd Teacher: Why are you doing this?
- Rick Latimer: I like the attention.”

Jim Belushi - Rick Latimer

“The Virgin Mary does not chew gum.”
Jan Hooks - Miss Leavey

“My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.”
John Barrymore

“- Clown: Be careful. Don't hurt the little guy.
- Skinny: C'mon, elephants ain't got no feelings.”
Billy Bletcher - Clown
Malcolm Hutton - Skinny