- Eddie: You realize your son got a D in English?
- Rae Jones: What's that got to do with him playing ball?
- Eddie: A lot, but your first question should have been, "Why did he get a D in English?". You need to startpaying attention to him in school or you're going to be watching him in court instead of on the court.
Whoopi Goldberg - Eddie
Davenia McFadden - Rae Jones

“- Billy: Your mother is driving me mad, Kay!
- Kay: Pretend she's your mother and ignore her.”
Michael Ensign - Billy
Sally Field - Kay

“- Kate Rambeau: She's my friend.
- Miss Evelyn Togar: A friend that will lead you down the road to expulsion.
- Riff Randell: I'm a teenage lobotomy.”
Dey Young - Kate Rambeau
Mary Woronov - Miss Evelyn Togar
P.J. Soles - Riff Randell

“You think I'd go hoarse for a player with no potential? When I ignore you... then you worry.”
Christine Dunford - Coach Davis

“Say the point of sex isn't recreation or procreation or any of that stuff. Say it's concentration. Say it's supposed to focus your attention on the person you're sleeping with, like biological highlighter. Otherwise, there's just too many people in the world.”

Lyle Pearce Lovett - Sheriff Carl Tippett