“- Maître D': Good evening sir and how are we today?
- Mr. Creosote: Better.
- Maître D': Better?
- Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.”
John Marwood Cleese - Maître D'
Terry Jones - Mr. Creosote

“- Cruella De Vil: Anita, darling!
- Anita: How are you?
- Cruella De Vil: Miserable, darling, as usual, perfectly wretched.”
Betty Lou Gerson - Cruella De Vil
Lisa Davis - Anita

“Buongiorno Principessa!”
Roberto Benigni - Guido

“- Fletcher Munson: Generic greeting!
- Mrs. Munson: Generic greeting returned!”
Steven Soderbergh - Fletcher Munson
Betsy Brantley - Mrs. Munson

“As the year draws to a close... I would like to share with you just a few things about myself, things of which I'm especially proud. First, I am proud to say that I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't swear. Oh shit, I do smoke and drink. To our dear friends, may the best of your past be the worst of your future.”

Tom Amandes - Hal