“I'm beginning to see a glim of potential among you Earthlings. One word of advice: You'll never completely advance as a culture until you take care of your oceans. And do away with daytime talk-shows.”
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Martin

“The Earth belongs to the bullies who do not care how they get to the top, as long as they arrive.”
Sean Penn - Samuel J. Bicke

- Michael "Mike" Ward: He's a worm - the kind you ought to jump on with heavy boots.
- Martin: You'll have to do an awful lot of jumping. The Earth is covered with them.

John McGuire - Michael "Mike" Ward
Cliff Clark - Martin

“- Ling Tan: How can you dig such a thing without help? The Earth is stubborn.
- Ling Tan's Wife: Heaven gave me the thought. Heaven will provide the help. The shovel is there.”
Walter Huston - Ling Tan
Aline MacMahon - Ling Tan's Wife

“The Earth was created in six days; so too shall it be destroyed; and on the seventh day, mankind will rest... in peace!”
Brian Thompson - Shao-Kahn