“- Pantucci: I think she broke my nose!
- Trillian St. James: Give me a chance and I'll break the rest of your face. Not that anyone would notice.”

Kevin J. O'Connor - Joey Pantucci
Famke Janssen - Trillian St. James

“Who's your daddy, who's your daddy, who's your daddy?”

Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Alan Raimy: Don't touch me!
- Harry Mitchell: There's something about your face that makes me want to slap the shit out of it!”
John Glover - Alan Raimy
Roy Scheider - Harry Mitchell

“- Buddy Bizarre: What in the hell do you think you're doing here? This is a closed set!
- Taggart: Piss on you! I'm working for Mel Brooks!
[winds up to punch Buddy]
- Buddy Bizarre: Not in the face!
[Taggart punches Buddy Bizarre in the stomach]
- Buddy Bizarre: [collapsing] Thank you...”
Dom DeLuise - Buddy Bizarre
Slim Pickens - Taggart

“Not the face! You bitch! Not the fucking face, you piece of bitch trash!”

Christian Bale - Patrick Bateman