“The Master of Disguise” quotes(2002)
Plot – Employed as a waiter in his father's Italian restaurant, the young Pistachio Disguisey has a real talent as an imitator. What Pistachio does not know is that this is a hereditary gift that originated with a mysterious power called 'Energetic'. Because of this special gift, Pistachio's father ends up in the crosshairs of Devlin Bowman, a criminal genius who intends to steal the most important treasures of the world.
All actors – Dana Carvey, Brent Spiner, Jennifer Esposito, Harold Gould, James Brolin, Austin Wolff, Edie McClurg, Maria Canals-Barrera, Robert Machray, Michael Bailey Smith, Rachel Lederman, Vincent Riverside, Mark Devine, Kenan Thompson, Jay Johnston, Mark Ginther, Carrick O'Quinn, Mitch Silpa, John Tenn, Virginia Hawkins, Jessica Simpson, Jonathan Loughran, Ted Rooney, Brandon Molale, Erick Avari, Phil Jones, Michael DeLuise, Larry Cedar, Andrew Shaifer, Vincent Castellanos, Roger Mussenden, Al Goto, Simon Rhee, Kevin Nealon, Bill Cho Lee, Chao Li Chi, Steve Gormley, Christel Smith, Ava Metz, Michael Johnson, Bo Derek, Barry Bernardi, Brian Catalano, Gabriel Pimentel, Martha Del Rio, Guelmarí Oppenheimer, Tracy E. Wilson, Patricia De Leon, Phil Fischer, Steven Hack, Dane Morris, Cole Sprouse, Dylan Sprouse, Bryan Jeffrey Price, Andy Morrow, Naya Rivera, Julius Ritter, Brighton Hertford, Sandra Lindquist, Eugene C. Palmer, Leland Crooke, Mike Johnson, Michael Phillips, Buddy Bolton, Stuart Quan, Spencer Sano, Hiro Koda, Johnny Nguyen, Yoshio Iizuka, Ronn Surels, Andy Cheng, Steven Ho, Tony Wilde, Berglind Icey, Leasi Andrews, Anna Marie Goddard, Theresa Madelin Lin, Adrian Armas, Gustavo Vargas, Jessica Lee Keller, Paul Benshoof, Oscar Orosco, Andrea Bogart, Paulette Maxwell, Paula Abdul, Lisa Danielle, Lisa Foiles, Jesse V. Johnson, Shane Lyons, Kyle Sullivan, Jesse Venturashow all
“The Master of Disguise” Quotes 13 quotes
“Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club? Turtle, turtle, turtle!”
“- Grandfather Disguisey: When you were on the roof, did you hear something like this?
- Pistachio Disguisey: Yes exactly that! But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!”
“[as Gammy Num-Nums] We don't want to go anywhere with you, Melon Head!”
“- Texas Man: Am I going too fast for ya?
- Pistachio Disguisey: Am I going to fast for ya?
- Texas Wife: Are you mocking my husband?
- Pistachio Disguisey: Are you mocking my husband?
- Texas Wife: ‘Cuz you better not be.
- Pistachio Disguisey: ‘Cuz you better not be.”
“Get it, got it, doubt it.”
“[as Gammy Num-Nums] And yet, Backstreet Boy, this is one girl who isn't content to be the Malcolm in your middle!”
- Jennifer Baker: You said "Love Cake"!
- Pistachio Disguisey: Why would I say that? Your hindquarters are hideously scrawny!
- Jennifer Baker: What?
- Pistachio Disguisey: What I was trying to say is that I have a present for Barney. [hands her knee pads] Tell him they are from his dad... da da da dat Italian guy... Me.
“It's so crazy, it just might work.”
“- Pistachio Disguisey: This is what I want you to do. Any Questions?
- Devlin Bowman: Did you just tell me to shut up?
- Pistachio Disguisey: Yes.”