“- Chet: And by the way, don't try to steal any of our stuff on your way out!
- Kate: Stuff? What stuff is there to steal?
- Connie: Oh, we got stuff!
- Kate: You're a louse!
- Connie: Well, why don't you go find yourself a spin cycle!
- Chet: Yeah, go find yourself a spin cycle! [turning to Connie] What the hell does that mean?”

John Candy - Chet Ripley
Annette Bening - Kate Craig
Stephanie Faracy - Connie Ripley

“It's all a matter of character. Of course, if I had any character, I wouldn't have stolen 2 million dollars from my boss.”
John Cusack - Charlie Arglist

“Come on, suckers! What's the matter with you? What are you waiting for? Didn't think we were here, did you? You dirty rotten rats! We're still here! We'll always be here! Why don't you come and get it?”
Robert Taylor - Sgt. Bill Dane

You're one of a vast army of Silly Women. Capital "S". Capital "W". You're over dressed, you're over made-up and you're most certainly over perfumed.

George Coulouris - Doctor Byles

“- Senator John McGlory: I always thought you were just really good at your job. But you really are an asshole, aren't you?
- Nick: They go hand in hand, Senator.”
Jay O. Sanders - Senator John McGlory
Denis Colin Leary - Nick