“I guess if marriage is the death of hope; then, the night before marriage, there's still hope.”
Tony Roberts - Maxwell

“Jamie doesn't date nice guys. She puts them in the friendzone and tortures the shit out of them.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- Yvonne: Shaun! How are you doing?
- Shaun: Surviving.”
Jessica Hynes - Yvonne
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“Oh the hills are alive with the sound of Griswold, this shit's been around for a very long time. I'm feeling so high, I just can't stand it. It's as if I've been here for at least a week.”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“Sam, whatever you've been through, multiply that by 1000 and you'll have a vague conception of where I'm at.”
Brad Pitt - Jerry Welbach