“- Mildred Hubble: I made the wrong potion.
- Miss Cackle, Agatha: And?
- Mildred Hubble: Instead of laughing... I disappeared.
- Miss Cackle, Agatha: Oh dear, Mildred. Oh, dear, dear, dear. You must be the worst witch in the entire school. My words seem to go in one ear and out the other.”
Fairuza Balk - Mildred Hubble
Charlotte Rae - Miss Cackle

“I'm your Hairy Dogfather... Oh! I mean, your Fairy Godmother.”

Helena Bonham Carter - Fairy Godmother

“I cannot tell you why women keep falling for the wrong man!”
Richard Crenna - Lieutenant Fergus Falls

“You gave her a world class goose with a pool cue Buck.”

Ian Giatti - Ben Ripley

“Money and women. The reasons for make most mistakes in life.”
Irrfan Khan - Police Inspector