“- Christine Valco: Tom, that guy is still here.
- Tom Valco: Yeah, I know.
- Christine Valco: Why is he still here?
- Tom Valco: He's giving us $250,000 to be his family for Christmas.
- Christine Valco: And you agreed to this without asking me?
- Tom Valco: Of course I did, he's giving us $250,000!”
Catherine O'Hara - Christine Valco
James Gandolfini - Tom Valco

“In the midst of life, one really hates to close these long standing accounts. But, business is business.”

Walter Huston - Mr. Scratch

“- Surplus Store Owner: Fuck you. Who the fuck are you? Are you fucking with me? You're fucking with me!
- D-Fens: I am just disagreeing with you! In America, we have the freedom of speech, the right to disagree!
- Surplus Store Owner: Fuck you and your freedom.”
Frederic Forrest - Surplus Store Owner
Michael Douglas - D-Fens

“A futures contract is an agreement to buy or sell a specified amount of a commodity at a specified price at a future date.”

Ewan McGregor - Nick Leeson

“- Minnie Mogul: I can't sign a contract that will help three ruthless villains take over the world. I just can't.
- Fearless Leader: Why not?
- Minnie Mogul: My pen's out of ink.”
Janeane Garofalo - Minnie Mogul
Robert De Niro - Fearless Leader