“- Ashley: Are you spying on the neighbors, Kale?
- Ronnie: Actually, he is! You see, he's got this neighbor, who, I guess, by definition, would also be your neighbor. Who may, in point, be a cold-blooded killer... from Texas.”
Sarah Roemer - Ashley
Aaron Yoo - Ronnie

“Eli was stalking you? That is so romantic.”
Sasha Alexander - Jackie Samantha Gold

“- Clementine Kruczynski: You're not a stalker, or anything, right?
- Joel Barish: I'm not a stalker. You're the one that talked to me, remember?
- Clementine Kruczynski: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.”
Kate Winslet - Clementine Kruczynski
Jim Carrey - Joel Barish

“- Elizabeth Carlson: What do you want from me?
- Daniel Jelline: Everything. What do you want from me?
- Elizabeth Carlson: What do I want from you? I didn't break into your apartment, I didn't follow you all over New York.”
Nastassja Kinski - Elizabeth Carlson
Rudolf Chametovič Nureyev - Daniel Jelline

“- Elizabeth Carlson: I can't believe this!
- Daniel Jelline: Who was that?
- Elizabeth Carlson: My English teacher.”

Nastassja Kinski - Elizabeth Carlson
Rudolf Chametovič Nureyev - Daniel Jelline