“I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Woodrow F. Call

“- Milly: Well, it wouldn't hurt you to learn some manners, too.
- Adam Pontipee: What do I need manners for? I already got me a wife.”
Jane Powell - Milly
Howard Keel - Adam Pontipee

“They're very gentle people. They'll never punish a child or even speak harshly to it. So of course the kids are extremely well-behaved, and their games are cute and inventive.”

Paddy O'Byrne - Narrator

- RCMP Helecopter: Attention, please. Attention, please. This is the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Would you come down from the tower, please.
- Honey: If you say "please" one more time, I'm gonna let you have it!
Rhea Perlman - Honey

- Marla Stewart: Could you say one sentence without the word "fuck" in it?
- Capt. Gregory Fanducci: Sorry. Would you like a Pez?
- Marla Stewart: No.
- Capt. Gregory Fanducci: Best fucking candy in the world!
Joan Severance - Marla Stewart
Peter Riegert - Capt. Gregory Fanducci