- Claudia: Didn't you have a girlfriend, or...
- Russell "Sad Sack" Terziak: Yeah, she went and married my best buddy Ray.
“If befriend donkey, expect to be kicked.”
“- Hannibal: I never thought you would betray your oldest living friend.
- General Morrison: I just hit first, Hannibal. I'm a fighter, man.”
“You can't have 3 people in a marriage!”
“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
let him keep her.”