“Sam-Sometimes I stick leaves on my hair. It helps cool your head down.
Suzy-Hmm. That's a good idea. It might also help if you didn't wear a fur hat.”
Jared Gilman - Sam
Kara Hayward - Suzy

“Now this is my idea of an ass bandit. Wait till some of the local girls get a look at you, scrotum head.”

Louis Gossett Jr. - Sgt. Emil Foley

“- Billy Butcherson: Go to hell!
- Winifred Sanderson: Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.”
Doug Jones - Billy
Bette Midler - Winifred

“We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb. They send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wife!”
Jason Statham - Rick Ford

“I don't speak with a stupid filmmaker about his poop fetish!”
Dieter Laser - Bill Boss