“- Kurt Bozwell: It's called shark poison, and it's gonna make all your little Good Burger customers very, very sick.
- Troy: So sick that I doubt any of them will ever want to eat here again.”

Jan Schweiterman - Kurt Bozwell
Hamilton von Watts - Troy

“- Lincoln Hawk: You know, if you're hungry, there's a great place up here for good steak. What do you say we stop?
- Michael Cutler: Sir, you're going to be the victim of cholesterol poisoning. Later in life, you'll just start to rot away.
- Lincoln Hawk: You're just full of good humor, aren't ya Mike?”
Sylvester Stallone - Lincoln Hawk
David Mendenhall - Michael Cutler

“- Susan: Nervous?
- Billy Hayes: No.
- Susan: Geez, I hate flying.
- Billy Hayes: It's something I ate. I think I've been poisoned.
- Susan: Or you're just excited about getting home.
- Billy Hayes: No, I think it's the baklavas.”
Irene Miracle - Susan
Brad Davis - Billy Hayes

“- Jojo: You know what I wonder?
- Daisy: What?
- Jojo: What the hell do you think Leona really puts in that pizza?”
Lili Taylor - Jojo
Julia Roberts - Daisy

“- Mootai: Your mother and brothers are feasting as we speak.
- Ren Stevens: Feasting?
- Mootai: It's like eating, but with bigger plates.”
Josh Keaton - Mootai
Christy Carlson Romano - Ren Stevens