“- Phil Davis: How can a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters?
- Bob Wallace: Very braveparents, I guess.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis
Bing Crosby - Bob Wallace

“They can't make food hot enough for me.”
Jennifer Lopez - Selena Quintanilla

“- Richard Mason: Take care now.
- Sue Charlton: Don't worry. I'm a New Yorker!”
Mark Blum - Richard Mason
Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton

“Honey, did you know that the women of my lineage are all lionhearted?”
Christina Applegate - Julia

“Why don't we tame this bronco, huh? You and me, spirit and guts.”
Dennis Quaid - Frank Sullivan