“I'd have good strong roots in a town like Mt. Rose, a solid Christian trunk, and long, leafy branches to provide shade for handicappedkids on a hot summer day.”

Denise Richards - Rebecca 'Becky' Ann Leeman

“- Kevin McCallister: Why do we have to go to Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida.
- Kate McCallister: Kevin, what is it with you and Christmas trees?
- Kevin McCallister: How could you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom?
- Kate McCallister: Well... find a nice, fake silver one. Or decorate a palm tree.”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister
Catherine O'Hara - Kate McCallister

“- Lucille: Look at those palm trees. Damn! You know what that means?
- Daniel: Yeah. Watch out for falling coconuts.”
Randee Heller - Lucille
Ralph Macchio - Daniel LaRusso

“- Other Elf: [coming out of a tree] Who wants a cookie?
- Lead Spark: [evil face] We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days [brightening up] I'd love a cookie.
- Other Elf: Nothing tastes better than a cookie baked in a tree!”
Mike Nawrocki - Other Elf
Joe Spadaford - Lead Spark

“The branch of a rotten tree must seek a healthier trunk.”
Kari Väänänen - Frank