“This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?”
Curtis Armstrong - Charles De Mar

“- Alex: You're getting a lion?
- Dante: Yeah.
- Alex: Why?
- Dante: To protect my shit.
- Alex: Never heard of a dog?
- Dante: Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Peter Dante - Dante

“- Judy Shepherd: There's a lion in my aunt's bedroom. What am I supposed to do about that?
- Alan Parrish: What do I look like, a Ringling Brother?
- Judy Shepherd: But she'll be home soon!
- Alan Parrish: Won't she be surprised! I hope she's not allergic to cats.”
Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“So what are you, Mr. Driscoll, a lion, or a chimpanzee?”

Thomas Kretschmann - Captain Englehorn

“This is beautiful. What is that? Velvet?”

Eddie Murphy - Saul