“I have a client in jail for a busted tail light and I can't get him out.”
Al Pacino - Arthur Kirkland

“- Martland: Can you think of a good reason why I shouldn't arrest you right now?
- Mortdecai: I eschew discomfort?”
Ewan McGregor - Martland
Johnny Depp - Mortdecai

“Ladies and gentlemen, you're being detained against your will, and for that I apologize. It is not our intention in any way to harm you, you will not be detained one minute longer than is necessary for us to complete our mission.”
Ed Harris - General Francis X. Hummel

“God better have mercy on you. You won't get any from me.”
Willard Robertson - Sheriff Risley

“It's a pity the law doesn't allow me to be merciful.”
Geoffrey Rush - Javert