Plot – Cascara is an islet off the Caribbean, a British colony completely forgotten by The Majesty. Suddenly an abandoned oil well squirts out excellent mineral water and all - the British, the Americans, the Cubans and a local rebel - struggle one against the other to control the island.
All actors – Michael Caine, Valerie Perrine, Brenda Vaccaro, Leonard Rossiter, Billy Connolly, Dennis Dugan, Fulton Mackay, Jimmie Walker, Dick Shawn, Fred Gwynne, Trevor Laird, Chris Tummingsshow all
“Water” Quotes 9 quotes
“- Pamela: You once called me an undesirable alien...
- Baxter: I lied!”
“- Baxter: How can we maintain decorum if our spiritual leader is trying to put his hand up Miss Cascara's skirt?
- Dolores: You prefer he put his hand up my skirt?
- Baxter: At least you're used to it. You won't scream.”
“Under British law, singing badly is not a crime.”
“I don't care, I don't give a damn! British justice is a farce and a sham!”