“- Ed: You have kids, Gene?
- Gene: Two.
- Ed: Yeah? How old?
- Gene: Thirty and thirty-two.
- Ed: Wow, out of the house. Lucky you.
- Gene: Yep. Potty-trained and everything.”
Scott Winters - Ed
Tommy Lee Jones - Gene McClary

“Don't you get it? I'm trying to get away from you! I'm not a little kid anymore! Now just leave me alone, and get your own life!”

Jason Marsden - Max Goof

“- Jess Tyler: I am her daddy, and she is staying here with me!
- Billy Roy: Not like she wants to stay, old man, but right now, she wants to go for a ride, so that's what we're gonna do. Sit down and have a glass of prune juice, loosen up.”

Stacy Keach - Jess Tyler
John O'Conner White - Billy Roy

“Maybe you were my father, but you know who my father is now? You know who's responsible for me? Me; no one else.”

Peter Berg - Jonathan Parker

“- Jafar: I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf. This boy is no different from the others. What makes him think he is worthy of the Princess?
- Aladdin: Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa. Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter.
- Princess Jasmine: How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!”
Jonathan Freeman - Jafar
Scott Weinger - Aladdin
Linda Larkin - Princess Jasmine