“This is a three billion dollar class action lawsuit. In the morning, I have to call my board. I have to tell them that the architect of our defense was arrested for running naked in the street. What sickness is he talking about?”
Tilda Swinton - Karen Crowder

“- Mona Lisa Vito: What the fuck is going on here, Vinny? You fucking up this case or what?
- Vinny Gambini: I explained it to you already, didn't I? It's a procedure. I'm learning all this as I go along. I'm bound to fuck up a little.
- Mona Lisa Vito: A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!”
Marisa Tomei - Mona Lisa Vito
Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini

“I get paid no matter how much time you spend in jail.”

Tom Cruise - Lt. Daniel Kaffee

“- Kermit the Frog: I'm your attorney, that's the only way they'd let me in here.
- Miss Piggy: Oh, right! Oh, I've missed you so... Rosenthal. It's been an eternity.
- Kermit the Frog: It's been forty-five minutes.
- Miss Piggy: Time goes slow in the cooler.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Miss Piggy

“I burned out, okay? I'd spend six months putting a guy inside and then in a day his lawyer would have him back out on the street.”
Robert Urich - Ruben Castle