- Jack Elliot: Any of you guys speak Americano? Jack Elliot here bringing you the best in Major League thrills for the fellas, and free moustache rides for the ladies.
- Hiroko Uchiyama: I have seen "free moustache rides" offered on T-Shirts in America. Always by guys you would not want to ride with.

Tom Selleck - Jack Elliot
Aya Takanashi - Hiroko Uchiyama

“I think it's well-known that anti-Americanism has its roots in sexual impotence, at least in Europe.”
Chris Eigeman - Fred Boynton

“Do you know that the pizza in southern Italy is the dish of the poor? I come to America and see pizza signs everywhere. So I think America not so rich after all. Then I find eating pizza here is like eating hot dog - it's for fun.”
Sophia Loren

“Dr. Martin Luther King is not a black hero. He is an American hero.”
Morgan Freeman On Martin Luther King

“I wouldn't make an anti-American film. I'm one of the most pro-American foreigners I know. I love America and Americans.”
Sir Michael Caine