“- Sarah Marshall: It's a metaphor for addiction to technology.
- Rachel Jansen: For society, how we're reliant on technology. I get it. I'm with you.
- Aldous Snow: It's a metaphor for a crap movie.”

Kristen Bell - Sarah Marshall
Mila Kunis - Rachel Jansen
Russell Brand - Aldous Snow

“People have a deep distrust of machines. Have you seen Terminator? Or 2? Or 3? Or 4?”
Owen Wilson - Nick Campbell

“Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die.”
Aaron Eckhart - Chad

“Save a little craziness for menopause!”

Woody Allen - Larry Lipton

“It's my first day as a woman, already it's that time of the month.”

John Cameron Mitchell - Hedwig