“- Audrey: All I ever wanted was you and a sweet little house.
- Seymour Krelborn: Oh Audrey, you're the most wondeful person that ever lived. We're gonna get that little house and everything's gonna be alright.”
Ellen Greene - Audrey
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn

“It's a beautiful house. I like it. Hell, I love it. That's why I bought it.”

Johnny Depp - Mort Rainey

“A blender? I mean, what is this? 1958? Give the little wife a blender?”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks

“The house doesn't care what's fair, who lives or dies. Know why? 'Cause it's a fucking house!”
Chris Kattan - Pritchett

“- Lina: Jakob, there are thieves in your apartment.
- Jakob: My apartment? What's to steal?”
Hannah Taylor Gordon - Lina
Robin Williams - Jakob