“- Skip Skipperton: You've fallen in love with one of your patients? Doc! It's not me, is it?
- Dr. Mumford: What? No, Skip. It's not you, but I like you a lot.”
Jason Lee - Skip Skipperton
Loren Dean - Mumford

“I can't let you go. Now, you... you listen to me now. You're a good person. You're a good and beautiful person and I won't let you walk out on me. And I won't let you say those things - those things about how stupid you are and this and that. I won't stand for that. You want to be with me... then you be with me. You see?”

John C. Reilly - Officer Jim Kurring

“- Abraham Lincoln: I feel as though I'm going to be seeing your face 'til the day I die. Course, I know that that'll be pretty hard on you to have to look at my face that long.
- Ann Rutledge: I think it's the dearest, kindest, most beautiful face in the whole world.”
Walter Huston - Abraham Lincoln
Una Merkel - Ann Rutledge

“- James Humphrey: You're cutting into his butt!
- Frank Miller: Well what sort of meat do you want?
- James Humphrey: Well not butt!”
Matt Stone - James Humphrey
Jason McHugh - Frank Miller

“- Sam Sparks: That's peanut brittle. If either of us touches it, we'll go into anaphylactic shock.
- Flint Lockwood: Actually, I'm not allergic to peanuts. I might have said that to get you to like me.
- Sam Sparks: And you thought having a food allergy would make you more attractive?”
Anna Faris - Sam Sparks
Bill Hader - Flint Lockwood