“- Dr. Seward: Count Dracula, allow me to introduce Professor Abraham Van Helsing of London University. He's a doctor of rare diseases as well as theology and philosophy. - Professor Van Helsing: And gynaecology. - Dr. Seward: Oh, I didn't know you had your hand in that, too.”
Harvey Korman - Dr. Seward
Mel Brooks - Abraham Van Helsing
“- Doctor: Your testicles have grown to the size of Florida oranges. - Maxxx Orbison: Don't you think I notice that? Tell me something I don't know, you cocky prick! - Doctor: I am going to have to amputate your pee pee.”
Lloyd Kaufman - Doctor
Michael Dean Jacobs - Maxxx Orbison
“- DC Cop: The Feds are looking for him, too. Real nice business he's got? - Agent Fox Mulder: What's that? - DC Cop: Sellingnakedpictures of little kids on his computer. You looking for him for some other reason? - Agent Fox Mulder: Yeah. I had an appointment for a pelvic examination.”
Larry Joshua - DC Cop
David Duchovny - Agent Fox Mulder
“- Gloria Russell: Bill, I need you to examine her. - Bill Burton: I'm no gynecologist. - Gloria Russell: I just made you one! - Bill Burton: Oh, Christ...”
Judy Davis - Gloria Russell
Scott Glenn - Bill Burton
