“- Wayne: I'm in a related field.
- Judith: Really? What is it?
- Wayne: Pest and rodent removal.
- Judith: How is that related?
- Wayne: We both help people.”

Steve Zahn - Wayne
Amanda Peet - Judith

“This isn't a real suicide-thing. This is probably one of those cry-for-help things.”

Helena Bonham Carter - Marla Singer

“Why do you bother helping people, huh? It doesn't do any good.”

Matt Dillon - Dallas Winston

“Hey I don't need your help lady. I can do it myself.
[gives himself oral sex]”
David Cross - Dwight

- Jenna Reed: I've been the director of the "Dream Come True" foundations since October.
- Joe Cooper: The ones that grant wishes to sick a dying kids, right?
- Jenna Reed: Oh, well we like to think of them as health challenged and survival impaired.
Yasmine Bleeth - Jenna Reed
Trey Parker