“- Nice Guy Eddie: The chick got tired of him beatin' her so one night she walks in the guys bedroom and super glues his dick to his belly. Ambulance came and had to cut the prick loose.
- Mr. White: Was he all pissed off?
- Nice Guy Eddie: How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss you had to do a fuckin' hand stand?”
Chris Penn - Nice Guy Eddie
Harvey Keitel - Mr. White

“- Yvonne: You wanna come over for a cup of coffee?
- Marcus: Not even if Jesus was pouring it.”
Tisha Campbell-Martin - Yvonne
Eddie Murphy - Marcus

“- Madea: He hit me... and I didn't even know how mad I was until I saw him in his casket, he's eight feet under.
- Myrtle: Six feet, that's how they bury people, Madea, six feet under.
- Madea: That's what I'm trying to say, I thought I was over what he did to me until I saw him at the funeral, I was so mad I beat him down two more feet.”
Tyler Perry - Madea
Cicely Tyson - Myrtle

“- Kylo Ren: I'll destroy her. And you. And all of it.
- Luke Skywalker: No. Strike me down in anger and I'll always be with you. Just like your father.”
Adam Driver - Kylo Ren
Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker

“Revenge. I want it. Oh, do I want it. I need it. I crave it. I am completely consumed by the need for it. Revenge.”
Rachel Brosnahan - Miriam 'Midge' Maisel